Although it has probably been close to 15 years since I last tried contact lenses, I decided to give them another try because I’m so sick of wearing glasses every waking minute of my day and I don’t want to pay however many thousands of dollars it costs to have someone shoot destructive laser beams into my eyes (not that there’s anything wrong with that).

So the other day I walked into an optometrist’s office without an appointment, and about one hour later I walked out wearing a trial pair of contacts, which I will wear until my real trial lenses arrive in about a week.

I told the optometrist I didn’t think I was interested in trying any kind of multifocal (i.e., bifocal or progressive) options, but she said “Yes you are, you have to at least try them,” so I’m currently rigged up for ”monovision,” which means my right eye (the dominant one) is corrected for distance and my left eye is corrected for reading.  So if I cover my left eye, I can see perfectly into the distance, and if I cover my right eye, I can see perfectly for reading (or at least as perfectly as you can see with just one eye).  With both eyes open, however, I can read just about anything, near or far, but the payoff is exactly what you would expect it to be:  crisp vision mixed with blurry vision.  Amazingly, this condition is far more tolerable than I imagined it could be, but I don’t think I will want to live with it long-term.  This would be true even if I didn’t love my HDTV set (which one eye now sees as just a big blurry rectangular thing on the other side of the room).

For reading, my brain is already doing a great job of filtering out the right-eye blurriness, but whenever I’m watching a movie or driving (especially at night), I keep feeling like my left eye is dilated or something — I’m rarely able to forget that it is not helping my right eye at all.  Yet I can still make everything out.  I can function without glasses.  It’s really weird, and it’s actually kind of fun, in an adventurous, experimental kind of way.

The other trial lenses, which should be here next week, are “multifocal toric” lenses, toric because I have astigmatism, and multifocal because they use some kind of difficult-to-understand multi-lense design called “balanced progressive technology.”  Supposedly, the “two different, yet complementary, lenses…work together to provide clear vision near, far, and in between.”  From what I’ve read in forums, I understand there is still some kind of blurriness that accompanies this clear vision, but at least both eyes will get to do the same thing.  The problem with these multifocal toric lenses is the cost:  it looks like they would run close to $500 per year.  Excessive cost, if you remember, is the main reason I’m not considering Lasik, so I doubt I will want to pay for these lenses even if I like them.  Hopefully I won’t like them too much.

That leaves one option:  contact lenses that simply correct both eyes for distance, a scenario that will include various configurations/combinations of sunglasses, reading glasses, and maybe computer glasses.  It will be wonderful to be able to leave my glasses at the computer whenever I get up from my desk.  And when I leave my sunglasses (no longer prescription) in my car, as I normally do before going into a store or whatever, I won’t need to replace them with another pair of glasses.  Relative freedom!

Although the number of options is more limited for toric contact lenses (versus non-toric), there are some options that weren’t available to me 15 years ago:  There are “daily disposable” toric contact lenses that you replace every day with a new pair, but the cost for that convenience is also high (close to $500/year) and the available prescriptions don’t happen to include mine.  A more intriguing option (to me) is the possibility of extended or continuous (overnight) wear.  For about $220/year, the “Air Optix for Astigmatism” allows up to 6 nights of extended wear (and my particular prescription should soon be available in this lense).  However, for about $152/year, the “PureVision Toric” (already available in my prescription) can supposedly be worn for up to 30 days of continuous wear.  With either of these, I doubt I would ever go for more than a few days at a time before removing them and sleeping through the night without lenses, but it sure would be nice not to have to think about removing my contacts just because I want to take a nap.  Not that I ever would.  Only old people do things like that.

And so my contact lense adventure begins.  Again.